God: Hello little beetles! I’m God.
Beetles: (trembling) H-hello…
God: Don’t worry, I’m very fond of beetles. Even people who don’t believe I exist know that.
Female Beetle: Oh, good.
God: You can never have too many beetles! There’s just no end to the things you can do with them. Well, no end to the things I can do with them, anyway. Iridescent beetles, golden beetles, beetles with glow-in-the-dark bums….Continue & Comment