Old-Fashioned Fruitcake
Genuine three-dimensional object! Tastefully bound mass of sequestered carbon! Featuring black markings of an entertaining nature!
More prosaically, approved for distribution and soon to be available from a variety of online retailers (as soon as they update their databases).
Shoe polish, that is. You cannot make a Polish person. (Unless you are a Polish mummy and daddy, in which case, allow me to offer my congratulations. Gratulacje!)
This isn’t just shoe polish, however. This wonder-stuff can also be used as furniture polish, fabric waterproofer, or even lip balm. Simple homemade multipurpose thingummy? Lead me to it!
Continue & CommentAt least in ebook formats, including epub, mobi, pdf, lrf, html and txt. Click here to see where they’re available.
The paperback is in the pipeline, but pandemic-related delays to trans-Tasman transport (try saying that three times quickly) mean it may be a while yet before you can purchase The Wound of Words in physical form.
