If you could take any role in a medieval royal household, what would it be? King, queen, éminence grise? Jester, porter, man at arms or the maid who mops the floor? Tell us why!
Cake!
Now that I have your attention… What’s your favourite kind of cake?
Myself, I have recently discovered an entirely new kind of cake, for which you need only two ingredients – which I’ll tell you all about in the next post.
This Calls for Cake
“In Britain, a cup of tea is the answer to every problem.
Fallen off your bicycle? Nice cup of tea.
Your house has been destroyed by a meteorite? Nice cup of tea and a biscuit.
Your entire family has been eaten by a Tyrannosaurus Rex that has travelled through a space/time portal? Nice cup of tea and a piece of cake. Possibly a savoury option would be welcome here too, for example a Scotch egg or a sausage roll.”
David Walliams, Mr Stink