“Well,” Mr. Cheeseman interjected. “Perhaps there’s an easy solution to this. Maybe Captain Fabulous has an alter ego.”
“What’s an alter ego?” asked Gerard.
“It’s a superhero’s true but secret identity,” said Chip. “You know, the way that Superman is really Clark Kent.”
“Superman is really Clark Kent?”
“It’s pretty obvious,” said Penny. “To everyone but you and Lois Lane.”
“Okay,” Gerard conceded. “Captain Fabulous’s alter ego will be…Teddy Roosevelt.”
from A Whole Nother Story by Dr. Cuthbert Soup
