An overbearing townie wants to buy Pippi Longstocking’s cottage and pull it down. What will she do?
Without delay, she seized the fine gentleman about his fat waist and threw him up in the air, twice. Then she carried him at arm’s length to his car and threw him into the back seat.
“I don’t think we’ll pull the house down till another day,” she said. “You see, once a week I pull down houses, but never on Fridays, because then I’ve got the weekly turning-out to think of. So I generally vacuum the house clean on Fridays and pull it down on Saturdays. It’s always best to have a routine.”