Quote: Bikini & Belugas

Weißwal 5-1999

“If I venture into the water in a bikini, the sight of my melanin-deficient Michigan belly might attract beluga whales. Sure, I could secretly live among them and learn their ancient ways, but I couldn’t keep that kind of ruse up forever.”

Jennifer Armintrout (the American author of urban fantasies, not to be confused with Jennifer Armentrout, the American author of novels for young adults).