Eagles may soar, but kiwis don’t get sucked into jet engines.

[Variant of “Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines,” variously attributed to Steven Wright, John Benfield and David Brent.]

Old-Fashioned Fruitcake
Eagles may soar, but kiwis don’t get sucked into jet engines.

[Variant of “Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines,” variously attributed to Steven Wright, John Benfield and David Brent.]