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Tag: John Turturro

Posted on November 23, 2016

If I Was a Criminal…

If I was a criminal, stationery stores and bakeries would be the two kinds of places I would concentrate on.
John Turturro

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Sideburns, for example, are named after the sideburn-wearing General Ambrose Burnside.
Customer: give me burnsides!
Barber: (lights blowtorch)
Customer: wait, what?
—The Ambition of a Potato

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