“I mean it, guys,” I said. “Why don’t you play Two Foot Trivia instead? It’s just as fun and much safer.”
“First of all, this is completely safe,” Grayson replied. “Second, Continue & Comment
Couldn’t Decide What to Wear
I met an internationally esteemed writer at a literary party being given in her honor. She was wearing a beautiful pink, flouncy, frilly dress. I complimented her on it. She said, ‘Ach, it’s my nightgown. I couldn’t decide what else to wear.’
Ali Smith
A Throne of Bayonets
You can build a throne with bayonets, but you can’t sit on it for long.
Boris Yeltsin