You don’t live in a castle full of spiral stairs without getting calves of adamantium.
Lev Grossman, The Magician’s Land
A New Standard
from xkcd.com
That Book…
People flock in, nevertheless, in search of answers to those questions only librarians are considered to be able to answer, such as “Is this the laundry?” “How do you spell surreptitious?” and, on a regular basis, “Do you have a book I remember reading once? It had a red cover and it turned out they were twins.”
Terry Pratchett, Going Postal