(besides the fact that it isn’t really a word.)
Let us suppose for a moment, that, like Horatio Nelson, you lose the use of your dominant hand.
Restoration Day is on Sale!
Guess what? This is the week of the Smashwords Read An E-book Week sale, and consequently Restoration Day is on sale for half price.
That’s $2.25 for Kiwis and Aussies, $1.50 for Americans, $2.00 for Canadians and £1.25 for those wielding pounds sterling. Excellent value for hours of reading enjoyment! Slow reader? Better value for money!
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How to Live a Happy Life: Advice for Cats
Rule ONE. VERY IMPORTANT. Do not allow other cats to bite you in the bum.
Either learn to fight, or learn to run. Because humans are uptight beings, and if they find a sizeable hole in your hindquarters that did not appear in the original design, you will be shoveled into the Box of Illimitable Dread and this will happen:
